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some people act like its weird there are "suddenly" so many words to describe gender and sexuality as if those entire topics of expression haven't been violently suppressed and erased for millennia

what's weird is we're still only using this repressed baby language instead of a robust and nuanced wordset developed over millennia of open conversation and inclusive cultural growth

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‘crossdressing’ is the creamy sauce i pour on a big bowl of crucifixes i eat every morning

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are you at a computer with a keyboard? would you play this quick browser game about two gay ducks who are in love

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reminder from your local pacifist: “violence against inanimate objects” is a fake idea perpetuated by white supremacist patriarchy to cast aspersions on activists and protesters

there is not a pane of glass on this planet more important than your civil rights

i impulse-purchased a ukulele (sidenote: tall people look ridiculous playing a ukulele) and now i can't feel my fingertips

i figure if /this/ isn't the year i finally teach myself an instrument it's never going to happen

sports betting is proof that time travel doesn’t exist, it’d be impossible to run a business like that


“democracy is dead. now if you’ll excuse me i need to finish ramming radical policy into law while i desperately cling to 51% of power”

i don’t feel as bad about my complete lack of geographical knowledge bc someone here in oregon, when i told them i’m from new hampshire, told me they’ve never been to the south before

i wonder, if we bait the far right with the possibility of a civil war, if we can trick them into dismantling the carceral state all by themselves

pronouns day has gotten so materialistic. who remembers when it was just about celebrating diversity in third-person grammatical references??

i only have one account and i’m still frequently like “wait did i post that on the right account?”

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if i ever had to manage a brand account i would accidentally post stuff like this on there all the time

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lewd, food, attitude 

“they call her hummus bc she’s got a tasty chickpeaness”

see, in my opinion, this is a much better execution of what’s ostensibly the exact same joke. bc while while it still pokes fun at gender conventions, it’s not actively disruptive to social communication (i.e. knowing how to refer to someone by pronouns)

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i think the reason i’m not more into astrology is she’s too honest and direct. astrology should learn how to tell a polite lie now and then so i don’t feel so torn to shreds reading my chart

it’s nice going to a queer health clinic where you can just walk in the door, instead of having to present photo id to a camera to get buzzed through the security gate

i wish more queer/women’s health clinics didn’t need security gates

i clicked the checkbox bc i thought it was funny, but in hindsight there are technically many levels of education higher than the one's i've completed

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pandemic, salty language 

i've decided the pandemic is bisexual

obviously she's a disaster bi

her perhaps most significant achievement in the realm of bisexuality has been nudging lots of people into sexual situationships with the roommates they got stuck with during lockdown, regardless of gender

you're a huge bitch, corona, but you've persuaded a lot of people to confront another side of themselves thereby radically advancing the bisexual agenda. but most of all you're a huge bitch

dude’s so insecure they had to add a capital letter ‘a’ bc their own joke about identifying as a cartoon wasn’t masc enough

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moon holiday

every day is a moon holiday when you're living in fully-automated luxury gay space communism. lets dance to honor our lesbian aunt the moon under the silver glow of her justice and grace