me: i wanna put more good into the world
- 30 mins later -
me: **curled on the bed quietly sobbing holding a half eaten bar of baking chocolate with erasure’s ‘always’ on one-song repeat**
this is a comedic post and the joke is that it takes 30 minutes
@red Same 🙁
@red I learned about that song from "robot unicorn attack"
for a lot of people, hibernation should be an option.
an organization could have hibernation houses, where you can apply once leaves start falling. they take over your rent so you won't lose your house, and answer important mail. they will assign you a cave-like room filled with downs and pillows (and a stash of chocolate here and there), where you stay until spring. they must wake you up once a week for a walk (and a hug), so your muscles won't melt away.
I think any startup in this direction would be fully crowdfunded within the hour 😊
every day is a moon holiday when you're living in fully-automated luxury gay space communism. lets dance to honor our lesbian aunt the moon under the silver glow of her justice and grace