see, in my opinion, this is a much better execution of what’s ostensibly the exact same joke. bc while while it still pokes fun at gender conventions, it’s not actively disruptive to social communication (i.e. knowing how to refer to someone by pronouns)

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dude’s so insecure they had to add a capital letter ‘a’ bc their own joke about identifying as a cartoon wasn’t masc enough

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can’t tell if this is so high concept it’s out of my depth, or if it’s just brain garbage

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unfortunately i can’t answer that question for you

(cw screenshot of a bad dating app profile)

cw description of extrajudicial assassination of a u.s. citizen by the federal government

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this is the last possible image i expected to be reposting with captions, but the information seems too important not to share

a free font from the braille institute with increased readability for people with different levels of visual ability

brailleinstitute.org/freefont

i was going to make a joke about having sex while maintaining six feet of social distance but the internet beat me to it. this is from an actual listicle

cw non-graphic diagram of a sexual position

my mullet has grown powerful enough to do gay little swoops on either side

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moon holiday

every day is a moon holiday when you're living in fully-automated luxury gay space communism. lets dance to honor our lesbian aunt the moon under the silver glow of her justice and grace