@flowerenby haha yes just from pressing frets. it doesn’t really hurt but it’s like a weird tingly sensation

@maya oh wow pineapple ukulele sounds extremely powerful. you've gone so far into ridiculous it circles back around to awesome

i impulse-purchased a ukulele (sidenote: tall people look ridiculous playing a ukulele) and now i can't feel my fingertips

i figure if /this/ isn't the year i finally teach myself an instrument it's never going to happen

@ketmorco in the future bookies will fully fund the private development of time travel technology to prevent people from preying on their livelihood. bc then if time travellers collapse sports betting profitability they’ll create a paradox

haha i like this theory 😂😂

sports betting is proof that time travel doesn’t exist, it’d be impossible to run a business like that

@imani my device with the screen lighting up like i just got a new message


“democracy is dead. now if you’ll excuse me i need to finish ramming radical policy into law while i desperately cling to 51% of power”

@Taweret i don’t think thing is a severed hand bc the “stump” has clean right-angled edges and is covered by a flat layer of unscarred-skin

i don’t feel as bad about my complete lack of geographical knowledge bc someone here in oregon, when i told them i’m from new hampshire, told me they’ve never been to the south before

i wonder, if we bait the far right with the possibility of a civil war, if we can trick them into dismantling the carceral state all by themselves


pronouns day has gotten so materialistic. who remembers when it was just about celebrating diversity in third-person grammatical references??

i only have one account and i’m still frequently like “wait did i post that on the right account?”

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moon holiday

every day is a moon holiday when you're living in fully-automated luxury gay space communism. lets dance to honor our lesbian aunt the moon under the silver glow of her justice and grace