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i have taken the opportunity afforded me by my recent unemployment to do something I've wanted to for a long time: i have finally made a makeup instruction video!

it's nowhere near comprehensive, but i tried to make the video something for absolute beginners, so you can watch my routine as i stop and explain what i'm doing for you as i go. it's made especially for trans women like me but it's for anyone who's intimidated by makeup imo

please share!

youtu.be/uJtkO1j_tro

sorry I'm respect women juice intolerant :/// but I can have respect women almond juice if you have that

weird how straight dudes aren’t less gay, they just practice toxic homoeroticism instead

Baking 

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Okay I'm not saying u gotta order anything right now (post office solidarity)
but!
I do have the perfect lesbian choker for this Trying Time, and everygay is going to being coming out of this looking So much more put together. Also, it counts as a health advisory.

There's two wolves inside of you and both are gay and want chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs

and we're live! nerds assemble ⚡

twitch.tv/redaloud

let's open with a discussion, as people join in the stream. we'll do a recap and then get down to the business of genderqueer silkpunk fantasy 🌊

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mads you're so kind and funny frong friend, i have done nothing except make an aesthetic version of the Ass Trout (Trout of Asses)

"are you there god? it's me jamie" [god has seen this message]

"essential workers" apparently includes construction crews on the American border wall and the CGL pipeline across unceded Wet'suwet'en land. remember the real priorities of the systems we want to save us: profit, white supremacy, genocide.

Please tell me something that interests you, that you would talk for hours about given the opportunity

drained: corporations are people and are therefore entitled to free speech

galaxybrained: people are corporations and are therefore entitled to government bailouts

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moon holiday

every day is a moon holiday when you're living in fully-automated luxury gay space communism. lets dance to honor our lesbian aunt the moon under the silver glow of her justice and grace