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"This is military grade"
-what does that even mean
-aircraft carriers are running Win98 so clearly lots of things are "military grade"
-If the US government said eating plutonium was bad I would Google it just to be super sure

"Some furry gave us 5 stars on their blog"
-A clear indicator of quality
-Furries make the internet go, an authority on technology
-Furries typically aren't feds
-I trust anyone 4chan hates
-idk they're fuzzy or something

Shows like Hazbin Hotel are hard to like because their target audience is clearly white people with Blazing Hot Takes

Violence but it's against terfs, shitpost 

Inglorious Basterds but it's a polycule of trans people going to England to absolutely slaughter the shit out of some terfs

"This is military grade"
-what does that even mean
-aircraft carriers are running Win98 so clearly lots of things are "military grade"
-If the US government said eating plutonium was bad I would Google it just to be super sure

"Some furry gave us 5 stars on their blog"
-A clear indicator of quality
-Furries make the internet go, an authority on technology
-Furries typically aren't feds
-I trust anyone 4chan hates
-idk they're fuzzy or something

When you're accused of necromancy and they threaten to physically audit your magic practice

Defeating my sleep parylisis demon in pitched combat, immediately granting me one free "well rested +2" card to play as needed

Picrews are just starter fursonae.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

My greatest fear is that @ReaganUpdate will one day give a different answer than usual

Having an Irish Car Bomb as my birthday drink today but the car is real and UK minister for (cis) Women and (white) Equalities Liz Truss is in it

Petition to use "lesbian" in place of "transbian" as even though the latter is much more fun to say, trans is implied. We will instead use "cisbian" when referring to cis lesbians, which sounds dumb but will make terfs fucking furious

Every time a Tory dies my estrogen levels increase

Honestly furious that Margaret Thatcher died of natural causes

moon holiday

every day is a moon holiday when you're living in fully-automated luxury gay space communism. lets dance to honor our lesbian aunt the moon under the silver glow of her justice and grace